MikeBrum.com

I just had a crazy flashback of a ton of wacky dreams I had last night. I don’t have a full recollection of the order of events, but here’s some of the highlights that I recall:

• I got bit by a venomous snaked and needed to very calmly get to a doctor without getting too excited (which would speed the spread of venom throughout my body
• There were whales somewhere (in the water) – no idea what they were doing or why I saw them, but there was something important going on
• Totally unrelated to the whales, I was swimming in a pond-like area where there were TONS of tropical and exotic fish – from puffers to cuttlefish to a ton of (likely) fictitious fish that were as colorful as a gay pride parade
• I think this happened just after I got bit by the snake, but I had to “transport” a scorpion around with me (naturally, without getting stung or letting it get away)
• There were “lesbian cars” – I don’t remember anything else other than the impression of that… very, very strange

Yeah… pretty fucking crazy.